Last night we went to the orchard, when we got home I went to get Ben out of his carseat and he was showing me his feet.
Ben "toe poop"
Me "huh?"
Ben "toe poop see"
So I looked and sure enough, it looked like his toe had pooped. He had had on his crocs, his feet had gotten dirty and sweaty and so it looked like they had pooped to him. Lovely. Thanks for the good laugh buddy.